Random Llamas with Dolphins that come from nowhere

Overall
Alignment: Chaotic NeutralLanguage: MLG

Religion:  Cancer the Powerful Phantom Lancer

Strength: 5/10

Defense: 8/10

Magic: 6/10

Speed: 4/10

Physical Description
The Random Llamas With Dolphins That Come From Nowhere are a random race of dolphin wearing llamas that come from nowhere. The are typically 8 feet tall and weigh 420 pounds. They have the torso of a human male and the head of a llama. They all wear dolphins on their heads that have oranges in their beak and these dolphins wear pilgrim hats. These RLWADTCFNs have a gold aura that comes from an unknown source.

Language
The RLWADTCFN speak the MLG language using "U W0T M8", "Get Rekt", and "1ll Kwikskop u!!!1(one)." Unfortunately, Goblino150 does not speak MLG and therefore could not translate.

Master Plan
The RLWADTCFN have a masterplan that make the illuminati seem weak. They plan on taking out every human being into a RLWADTCFN with the submissive powers of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Goblino150 earned their respect and therefore was not harmed by the RLWADTCFN.

The RLWADTCFN see eachother as brothers and will not harm one another and will work together to turn everyone into a RLWADTCFN. They create a sense of brotherhood amongst one another with a simple "U w0t m80?" If you show them respect, they will most likely show you the same amount of respect.

Deities
The RLWADTCFN have mentioned an all powerful being called Cancer the Powerful Phantom Lancer however Goblino150 has not met this god before.

Powers and Abilities
RLWADTCFNs possess the power of energy projection, invisibility, teleportation, flight, and putting people to sleep with pressure points. They also appear to have the power of regeneration however this is only 35% faster than a human being.

Energy Projection: This power is capable of punching holes through brick walls

Invisibility: This power is temporary and lasts long enough for a RLWADTCFN to sneak into a house

Teleportation: This power is only available to some RLWADTCFNs it is unknown what qualifies a RLWADTCFN to learn this spell

Flight: A RLWADTCFN is capable of flying extremely high in the air but they move fairly slow

Pressure Points: RLWADTCFNs are masters of using a victim's pressure points to put someone to sleep and turn their victim into a RLWADTCFN

Weaknesses
The RLWADTCFN are only weak to 2 things from what Goblino150 has learned. The biggest one is the feeling of betraying their friends. For some reason RLWADTCFNs just cant handle guilt. The second thing about RLWADTCFNs are that they are epileptic and flashing a flashlight or having a dance party with lights will cause them to go through a violent seizure.

Defending Yourself
If you have angered a RLWADTCFN then it is suggested you stay indoors and have a source of flashing light. Bullets and swords don't appear to do anything so just flash a light at one and they should retreat or have a seizure. If there is a group of them attacking they should retreat when one of their brothers falls.